We’re all just trying to find someone with similar psychoses. That’s what dating is. I’m not saying everything has to be perfectly alligned, but your weird has to fit my weird.
Let’s face it, we all have annoying habits. I am well aware of some of mine. I know I can be lazy as shit, sleep in ’til all hours of the day, and create chaotic messes in my wake. But if you take my bad, I’ll take yours. It’s a give and take. And when it works, the good lines up pretty damn well.
No, I’m not into bestiality, please move along.
You like staying in bed all day eating cookies and kissing pretty girls? My God! Me too!
You like to flog people? On you go.