After my last relationship I asked the universe to spice up my dating life:
What did I get in the past two months?
- A ginger with a beard (I’m not hating – I’m a ginger lady.)
- A guy who was into peeing on faces, didn’t have a problem with indirect bestiality, and had his own personal flog.
- A girl who I want in my bed, but she moved 3,000 miles away.
- A presumptuous asshole that pretended we were in an intense/serious relationship after a week.
Thanks, world. At least you spiced it up.
Tatuaje does not have a ring on his finger. I’m thoroughly confused.